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• Lisa: I wish we lived in the kitty house. Bart: I could've trained them to be my unholy army of the night.
  Go, my pretties! Kill! Kill! -- The Wicked Bart of the West, "Lisa's First Word...
• I didn't kill Grandpa! Society killed Grandpa!! -- Ba
• Bob: Who is that? Why, it's Bart Simpson! [calling] Hello, Bart!
  [Bart ducks] He's just a little shy because I've tried to kill him so many times....
• Bart: Did you kill my principal? Tony: Uh, Chinese guy with a moustache? -- "Bart the Murdere
• Homer: OK son, just remember to have fun out there today.
  And if you lose, I'll kill you! [everyone laughs] Ba...
• Lisa: The only way to get Bart back is to kill the head vampire
  Mr. Burns! Homer: Kill my boss? Do I dare to live out the American dream?...
• Bart: Well, now that we've blown your cover, I guess you gotta come back and do your show again!
  Lisa: Or kill us... [they both nervously giggle] -- Way to go Lise, "Bart the Fink...
• Bart: And God bless Mom and Dad and Lisa and Maggie.
  And please, God, kill Sideshow Bob. [Homer and Marge react with alarm] Marge...
• Martin: Bart, if she breaks up on you, steer away from the grandstands or else you might kill hundreds of innocent spectators.
  [notices Bart isn't paying attention] Bart, what did I just tell you?...