Lisa: Milhouse! Knock him down if he's in your way.
Jimbo! Jimbo, go for the face!
Look! Ralph Wiggum lost his shin guard. Hack the bone! Hack
the bone!
Homer: Wow...eye of the tiger, mouth of a Teamster! Just think of all
the time I've wasted on _you_! [points at Bart]
[realizing] Er, well, not...wasted, uh...I love you.
-- Homer backpedals, "Lisa on Ice"
Jimbo! Jimbo, go for the face!
Look! Ralph Wiggum lost his shin guard. Hack the bone! Hack
the bone!
Homer: Wow...eye of the tiger, mouth of a Teamster! Just think of all
the time I've wasted on _you_! [points at Bart]
[realizing] Er, well, not...wasted, uh...I love you.
-- Homer backpedals, "Lisa on Ice"
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Nelson: [beating on Bart] This is for wasting teacher's valuable time!
Lisa: [punches Jimbo, pulls his shirt half over his... - Lisa: {Wow, 25 puppies!}
[Snowball II rubs her eyes,
whimpers, and bats a ball of catnip aside]}... - Bart: [to passers-by] Hey Four-eyes! Vote Quimby. Hey Beardo!
Vote Quimby. Lisa: This time he's the _lesser_... - Milhouse: Uh...what's your dad's job again?
Bart:
He's a nuclear safety technician. Nelson: What's... - Homer: Lisa, honey, are you going to be OK?
Lisa: Bleeding Gums was my hero and I never got to tell him how I felt.
Homer: Oh, I'm sure he knew, and I'm sure that wherever... - Wiggum: If it isn't my old friends from Springfield,
the Simpsons! What brings you folks to New... - Homer: I think Lisa needs another push on her new tire swing!
Lisa: No, Dad, I want to get down. This tire is filthy... - Bart: Lis, check it out. Time for chili.
Lisa: [bored] I saw it,
Bart. Bart: You're just mad 'cause there's no clock... - Smithers: Er, um, there's some candy right here, Sir.
[points to a box] Why don't we eat this instead...
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- Every good scientist is half B. F. Skinner and half P.
T. Barnum. -- Principal Skinner, on Bart's project... - Mary Bailey: My worthy opponent thinks that the voters of this state
are gullible fools.
I, however, prefer to rely on their intelligence... - Okay, men. Geiger counters on. [Geiger counters go crazy]
-
The nuclear power plant inspection, "Two Cars... - No quack sawbones is going to apply his leeches to me.
As long as there's an ounce of strength left in me... - phone rings]
Kent: Well it looks like we have our first caller.
and I mean ever, because this is not a call...
