Lisa: Dad, look! [holds TV up]
Homer: Television! Teacher, mother, [lusty] secret lover.
Urge to kill...fading...fading...fading -- rising! Fading...
fading
[family sighs]
Come, family. Sit in the snow with Daddy and let us all bask in
television's warm glowing warming glow.
[hours later, everyone is frozen]
Man: [on TV] Live, from Broadway, it's the Tony Awards, with your
hosts Tyne Daly and Hal Linden!
Bart: [with difficulty] Homer...change channel!
Homer: Can't! Frozen!
[music on TV: "One chorus line of people..."]
Urge to kill...rising...
-- Enough to make _anyone_ kill, "Treehouse of Horror V"
Homer: Television! Teacher, mother, [lusty] secret lover.
Urge to kill...fading...fading...fading -- rising! Fading...
fading
[family sighs]
Come, family. Sit in the snow with Daddy and let us all bask in
television's warm glowing warming glow.
[hours later, everyone is frozen]
Man: [on TV] Live, from Broadway, it's the Tony Awards, with your
hosts Tyne Daly and Hal Linden!
Bart: [with difficulty] Homer...change channel!
Homer: Can't! Frozen!
[music on TV: "One chorus line of people..."]
Urge to kill...rising...
-- Enough to make _anyone_ kill, "Treehouse of Horror V"
Related:
- Television -- teacher, mother, secret lover!
--
Homer Simpson Treehouse of Horror... - Ned: [on a TV] Now, in case all that smiling didn't cheer you up,
there's one thing that never fails: a nice glass of... - Your Lucky Color Is
Fading... - A fading corridor enlightens your
insight... - Skinner: [to Lisa] The Grand Exulted Leader requests a moment of your
time.
[claps hands] Class dismissed! Children: Yay! Hoover... - Homer: [changing channels, seeing snow] Hmm. Cable's out.
[switch scene to kitchen] Think I'll have a... - Homer: To save this family we're gonna have to make the <supreme>
sacrifice.
Lisa: No Dad! Please don't pawn the TV! Bart: ... - Homer: Phew! I'm back. [walks up stairs to kitchen where family eats
breakfast]
Aw,
my loving family! Nothing's changed. [a buzzer... - Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to
go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell...
From the same category:
- Murphy: Oh, I'm so lonely,
Since my baby left me.
I got no money, And nothing is free. ... - Bart: Hey, guys! Sign my cast? [holds out a pen] Sign my cast?
[they all walk past] Guys! [they jump in... - Buffer: Celebrities at ringside tonight:
Star of the McBain action films,
and feature player in the Hollywood prostitution... - Ned: Rev. Lovejoy, with all that's happened to us today,
I kinda feel like Job. Lovejoy: Well, aren't... - Selma: Are you gay?
Troy: Gay? I wish! If I were gay they'd be no problem!
No, what I have is a romantic abnormality, one...
