Burns: Yes, by cutting off cable TV and the beer supply, I can ensure
an honest winter's work out of those low-lives.
Smithers: Sir, did you ever stop to think that [closes car trunk] maybe
it was doing _this_ that caused the previous caretakers to go
insane and murder their families?
Burns: Hmm...perhaps. Tell you what: we come back and everyone's
slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
-- The utmost respect for life, "Treehouse of Horror V"
an honest winter's work out of those low-lives.
Smithers: Sir, did you ever stop to think that [closes car trunk] maybe
it was doing _this_ that caused the previous caretakers to go
insane and murder their families?
Burns: Hmm...perhaps. Tell you what: we come back and everyone's
slaughtered, I owe you a Coke.
-- The utmost respect for life, "Treehouse of Horror V"
Related:
- the Simpsons pull up, hop out of the car, and wave]
Burns:
Oh, goody: the Sea Monkeys I ordered have arrived.... - Smithers: You know what this means? He
alive!
Burns: Oh, you're right, Smithers. I guess I owe... - Burns: What do you think, Smithers?
Smithers: I think women and sea-men don't mix.
Burns: We *know* what you think! -- "Treehouse... - Burns: {I don't remember writing a check for bowling.}
Smithers:
{Uh, Sir, that's a check for your _boweling_.} Burns... - Troy: [voiceover] A few years back, Bart was adopted by Mr.
Burns. In this very special outtake, Homer... - Homer: [changing channels, seeing snow] Hmm. Cable's out.
[switch scene to kitchen] Think I'll have a... - Troy: Ambassador Henry Mwabwetumba of the Ivory Coast writes,
"What is the real deal with Mr. Burns' assistant... - Burns: [clears throat] I'm pleased to dedicate this remote work
terminal;
it will allow our safety inspector here to perform... - Burns: [looking up from his magazine] Smithers, what's the meaning
of this slacking off?
Smithers: Uh, there's a bee in my eye, sir. Burns...
