Wiggum: Mmm, engine-block eggs. If we can keep these down,

Wiggum: Mmm, engine-block eggs. If we can keep these down, we'll be
sitting pretty.
[Marge and Ruth whiz by]
Homer: That's them!
Wiggum: Quiet! I can't hear the eggs.
-- Wiggum the epicure, "Marge on the Lam"

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