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• Ruth: Look, Marge, there's no reason for you to get dragged into this.
  Once we lose the cops, I'll let you out. Marge...
• Wiggum: All right, get in there. Lou: You're going _down_.
  Eddie: I want a piece of him. Wiggum: You think you're pretty hot, huh?...
• Homer: What are you doing, Marge? Didn't you hear the song?
  Marge: No, I had to go rent the bulldozer. Ned...
• Brooks: [Yiddish voice] What's with the sir -- [normal voice] What's with the siren?
  Wiggum: Evening, Simpson. You got a short and your taillight started blinking when you made that turn....
• Marge: I'm Marge Simpson, and I have an idea. Everyone
  Aw, no. Marge is going to say something. etc. Marge...
• Marge: Well, I'm just relieved that Homer's safe and that you've recovered and that we can all get back to normal.
  If Maggie could talk I'm sure she'd apologize for shooting you....
• Lovejoy: Do you see a light, Homer? Homer: [disembodied] Yes.
  .. Lovejoy: Move into the light, my son. Homer: [a buzzing is heard] Aah!...
• Homer: ...it's Marge! She's become a crazed criminal just because I didn't take her to the ballet.
  Wiggum: That's _exactly_ how Dillinger got started....
• Wiggum: Oh, no! They're headed right for the Grand Chasm!
  Homer: Oh my God! They're going to drive right into it just to teach us men a lesson....