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• Never raise your hand to your children -- it leaves your midsection unprotected. -- Robert Orbe
• Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected. -- Red Butto
• All left-handed people, please raise your right hand!
• Raise your IQ - Eat Mensans.
• How to Raise your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children -- Book title by Lewis B. Frumkes (1983)
• How to Raise Your I.Q. by Eating Gifted Children -- Book title by Lewis B. Frumke
• All of you out there who believe in telepathy, raise your hand.
  "All right. Now, everyone who believes in telekinesis...raise MY hand." -- Dennis Owe...
• LISTEN to your children.
• I see your .44 and raise you a GAU-8A.