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• I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a friend.
  .. if you have one." George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill...
• George Bernard Shaw once sent two tickets to the opening night of one of his plays to Winston Churchill with the following note
  "Bring a friend, if you have one." Churchill wrote back, returning the two tickets and excused himself as he had a previous engagement....
• You don't expect me to know what to say about a play when I don't know who the author is, do you?
  ...If it's by a good author, it's a good play, naturally....
• I was brought up in the other service; but I knew from the first that the Devil was my natural master and captain and friend.
  I saw that he was in the right, and that the world cringed to his conqueror only from fear....
• The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...
• Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second.
  ..if there is one." Winston Churchill, in response...
• There are two tragedies in life. One is not to get your heart's desire.
  The other is to get it. -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950), "Man and Superma...
• The two oldest professions in the world have been ruined by amateurs.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)...