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  Corollary to the Fourth Law of Applied Terro...
• Fourth Law of Applied Terror: The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
  Corollary: Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course....
• The night before the English History mid-term, your Biology instructor will assign 200 pages on planaria.
  -- Fourth Law of Applied Terror Every instructor assumes that you have nothing else to do except study for that instructor's course....
• There was no chemistry or biology, so we're history. -- Someone's Ex
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  Remove your appendix. Do not suture until your work has been inspected....
• I know my biology; it's your biology I don't know.