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• Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be
  but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!...
• Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be
  but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll...
• Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be
  but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!...
• Contrariwise", continued Tweedledee, "If it was so, it might be
  and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't....
• Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
• No live organism can continue for long to exist sanely under conditions of absolute reality
  even larks and katydids are supposed, by some, to dream....
• I would much prefer antiques if they were not so darned old.
• If the human brain were so simple we could understand it, we would be so simple that we could not.
  -- W. A. Clousto...