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• Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be
  but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!...
• Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be
  but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll...
• Contrariwise", continued Tweedledee, "If it was so, it might be
  and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. Thats logic." - Lewis Carroll...
• Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be
  but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!...
• When I come upon anything-- in Logic or in any other hard subject-- that entirely puzzles me, I find it a capital plan to talk it over, aloud, even when I am all alone.
  One can explain things so clearly to one's self! And then, you know, one is so patient with one's self...
• And thus they give the time, that Nature meant For peaceful sleep and meditative snores, To ceaseless din and mindless merriment And waste of shoes and floors.
  -- Lewis Carroll [Charles Lutwidge Dodgson] (1832-98), -- English writer, mathematician -- Four Riddles, no....
• I'll be judge, I'll be jurry," said cunning old Fury
  I'll try the whole cause, and condemn you to death....