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• Professor Frink takes over the kindergarten class, drawing equations and free-body diagrams on the blackboard to explain the workings of one of those things that kids push which makes the balls pop.
  Frink: N'hey hey! Ahem, n'hey, so the compression and expansion of the longitudinal waves cause the erratic oscillation -- you can see it there -- of the neighboring particles....
• Frink: N'hey hey! Ahem, n'hey, so the compression and expansion of the longitudinal waves cause the erratic oscillation -- you can see it there -- of the neighboring particles.
  [a girl raises her hand] [sighs] Yes, what is it?...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Lisa: Listen, I can take care of everything. All you have to do is unshrink me.
  Frink: Unshrink you? Well, that would require some sort of a *re*-bigulator, which is a concept so ridiculous is makes me want to laugh out loud and chortle, and....
• Homer: Woo-hoo! A perfect day. Zero bears and one big fat hairy paycheck.
  [opens it up] Hey! How come my pay is so low?...
• Frink: N-hey, I doubt very highly that one elixir could boast so many fantastic properties.
  [drinks some; turns into a handsome man] [smooth voice] What say we am-scray outta here and have a wild wingding at the cyclotron, doctor?...
• Frink: As you can see, I have created a lemon ball so sour, it can only be safely contained in a magnetic field.
  The candy, known as 77X42 is -- hey! [looks in case] Where the hell's the candy?...
• Smithers: "Mr. Smithers plus guest"...huh. There's only one person I would want to bring.
  [pulls a frozen Mr. Burns from a slot in the wall] Oh, Mr....
• Paul: What? She's leaving home? Lisa: Wow! Paul McCartney!
  I read about you in history class. So where's your wife Linda?...