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• Homer the Hippie: This is more important than the ideals that our Hippie forefathers refused to go to war and die for.
  Episode: Seth & Munchie's, the Ben & Jerry's parody....
• What do you call a hippie with no legs? A veteran.
• Hey! Unless this is a nude love-in, get the hell off my property!
  "You can't *own* property, man!" "I can! That's because I'm not a penniless hippie!...
• Zapp: "Why'd you open your bong-hole, you smelly hippie?
  You'd sacrifice a beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive monkey?...
• The point is, you shouldn't eat things that feel pain.
  *BONK!* "Ow!" "Okay, we won't eat you!" --hippie & Bende...
• Barbara: George, it's time to get dressed. George
  N'uh huh. Not going outside today, not with those neighbors....
• Homer: We're proud of you, boy! Bart: Thanks Dad. But part of this D minus belongs to God.
  .. -- Posting Bart's test on the refrigerator, "Bart Gets an F...
• Grandma: Well, there's my ride. The underground awaits.
  Homer: [sniffles] At least this time, I'm awake for your goodbye....
• Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad. Home
  No. Bart: Please, Dad. Homer: No. Bart: Please, Dad....