Zapp: "Why'd you open your bong-hole, you smelly hippie? You'd sacrifice a
beautiful woman to save a moderately attractive
monkey? You must have smoked some bad granola."
Related:
Law of Balance: Bad habits will cancel out good ones. Example:
The orange juice and granola you had for breakfast will be
canceled out by the cigarette you smoked on the way to work and
the candy bar you just bought....
