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• Homer: I don't have the discipline necessary to be a Hippie.
  Bart: You'd be a great hippie, dad: You're lazy and self-righteous!...
• What do you call a hippie with no legs? A veteran.
• Howd'ya hide money from a Hippie? Put it under the soap!
• No military, lots of sex, some pot...hey!, Clinton's a hippie!
• Boy Hippie: a guy who looks like a Jill and smells like a john.
• Once there lived a village of creatures along the bottom of a great crystal river.
  Each creature in its own manner clung tightly to the twigs and rocks of the river bottom, for clinging was their way of life, and resisting the current what each had learned from birth....
• Once there lived a village of creatures along the bottom of a great crystal river.
  Each creature in its own manner clung tightly to the twigs and rocks of the river bottom, for clinging was their way of life, and resisting the current what each had learned from birth....
• Grandma: [voice over] We'd met the enemy and it was Montgomery Burns.
  Drastic action _had_ to be taken to stop his war machine!...