Marge: And that's the drunk tank --
Barney: [groaning] Oh --
Marge: -- and this is Mommy's desk.
Lisa: Mom, I know your intentions are good but aren't the police the
protective force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy
elite? Don't you think we ought to attack the roots of social
problems instead of jamming people into overcrowded prisons?
Marge: [pauses] Look Lisa, it's McGriff, the Crime Dog! [uses a hand
puppet] Hey, Lisa, help me bite crime, ruff, ruff!
-- "Bite Back" merchandise, "The Springfield Connection"