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I WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOLUTION WHEN I HEAR IT
I WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOLUTION WHEN I HEAR IT
I WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOLUTION WHEN I HEAR IT
I WILL NOT COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SOLUTION WHEN I HEAR IT

Bart Simpson on chalkboard in episode 2F20

What's all this I hear about "endangered feces"?
What's all this I hear about "presidential erections"?
What's all this I hear about "sax and violins on TV"?
What's this I hear about van pyres and wooden steaks?
I hear music!
When I hear the word "Culture" I pick up my Browning. -- Hanns Johst (1890-?)
When I hear the word "culture", I reach for my checkbook. -- Edward Abbey
I drank SO much beer, when I ate a pretzel you could hear it splash.
Yo momma so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush!

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