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• My little children, let us not love in word, neither in tongue
  but in deed and in truth. -- I. John 3:18...
• O that my tongue were in the thunder's mouth! Then with a passion would I shake the world.
  -- William Shakespeare...
• This was the biggest decision the Simpsons ever faced.
  I should've listened to the kids instead of my big, dumb wife....
• How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter?
  -- Woody Alle...
• Lovejoy: I know one of you is responsible for this.
  So repeat after me: If I withhold the truth, may I go straight to Hell where I will eat nought but burning hot coals and drink naught but burning hot cola -- [all the kids recite in unison] Ralph...
• Frank Jr.: Well, no, maybe-maybe it wasn't perfect, but y'know it was pretty cool, y'know, 'cause we had all those great talks y'know.
  Phoebe: Yeah, um, which ones in particular were great for you?...
• If I reprehend anything in this world, it is the use of my oracular tongue, and a nice derangement of epitaphs!
  -- Richard Brinsley Sheridan (1751-1816) -- The Rivals, Act iii, Sc. 3...
• O, I could play the woman with mine eyes And braggart with my tongue.
  -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), Macbeth -- Act iv, Sc. 3...
• Marge: A tombstone?! Patty: It came with the burial plot, but that's not importa
  he important thing is, Homer's dead. Selma...