"Shit Happens" according to the religions of the world
(Deltas by Shlomi Fish)
Judaism: God knows you will do shit, does nothing to prevent it, but makes
you take the blame for it anyways.
(Deltas by Shlomi Fish)
Judaism: God knows you will do shit, does nothing to prevent it, but makes
you take the blame for it anyways.
Related:
- 'Shit Happens' according to... Sadism: I will shit on you!
- 'Shit Happens' according to... Surrealism: Fish!
- 'Shit Happens' according to... Waitress: You want fries with that shit?
- 'Shit Happens' according to... Masochism: Do shit to me!
- Shit Happens' according to...
Capitalism: Shit happens, and it'll cost you!
If you're gonna sell that shit, at least make a profit.... - 'Shit Happens' according to... Moilanenism: Smells like shit of finnish fish.
- Shit Happens' according to...
Politician: It's shit, but it'll get me elected.
If you elect me, there will never again be shit.... - 'Shit Happens' according to... Hedonism: There's nothing quite like a good shit.
- Shit Happens' according to...
Procrastinationism:
I'll take care of this shit .
.. tomorrow....
