Shit Happens" according to the religions of the world (Deltas by Shlomi Fish) Judaism:

"Shit Happens" according to the religions of the world
(Deltas by Shlomi Fish)

Judaism: God knows you will do shit, does nothing to prevent it, but makes
you take the blame for it anyways.

Related:

• Shit Happens' according to... Sadism:
  I will shit on you...
• Shit Happens' according to... Surrealism:
  Fish...
• Shit Happens' according to... Waitress:
  You want fries with that shit...
• Shit Happens' according to... Masochism:
  Do shit to me...
• Shit Happens' according to... Capitalism: Shit happens,
  and it'll cost you! If you're gonna...
• Shit Happens' according to... Moilanenism:
  Smells like shit of finnish fish...
• Shit Happens' according to... Politician: It's shit,
  but it'll get me elected. If you elect...
• Shit Happens' according to... Hedonism:
  There's nothing quite like a good shit...
• Shit Happens' according to... Procrastinationism: I'll take care of this shit .
  tomorrow...