"Shit Happens" according to the religions of the world
(Deltas by Shlomi Fish)
Judaism: God knows you will do shit, does nothing to prevent it, but makes
you take the blame for it anyways.
(Deltas by Shlomi Fish)
Judaism: God knows you will do shit, does nothing to prevent it, but makes
you take the blame for it anyways.
Related:
- Shit Happens' according to...
Sadism
I will shit on you... - Shit Happens' according to...
Surrealism
Fish... - Shit Happens' according to...
Waitress
You want fries with that shit... - Shit Happens' according to...
Masochism
Do shit to me... - Shit Happens' according to...
Capitalism: Shit happens
and it'll cost you! If you're gonna... - Shit Happens' according to...
Moilanenism
Smells like shit of finnish fish... - Shit Happens' according to...
Politician: It's shit
but it'll get me elected. If you elect... - Shit Happens' according to...
Hedonism
There's nothing quite like a good shit... - Shit Happens' according to...
Procrastinationism:
I'll take care of this shit
tomorrow...
