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• 'Shit Happens' according to... Sadism: I will shit on you!
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Epicurus: If shit happens, enjoy it.
• Shit Happens' according to... Capitalism: Shit happens, and it'll cost you!
  If you're gonna sell that shit, at least make a profit....
• Shit Happens' according to... CEO: (1980's) I've got all the shit I want.
  (1990's) Oooh, SHIT!...
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Biologist: Is this shit alive?
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Cannibalism: Don't eat the shit.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Communism: It's everybody's shit.
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Denialism: What shit?
• 'Shit Happens' according to... Einsteinism: Shit is Relative.