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• Women and elephants never forget an injury. -- Saki [H. H. Munro] (1870-1916), "Reginald", 1904
• Addresses are given to us to conceal our whereabouts. -- H. H. Munro ("Saki") (1870-1916)
• A little inaccuracy sometimes saves tons of explanation.
  -- Saki [H. H. Munro] (1870-1916), "The Square Egg...
• Never be a pioneer. It's the Early Christian that gets the fattest lion. -- H. H. Munro
• The young have aspirations that never come to pass, the old have reminiscences of what never happened.
  -- Saki (Hector Hugh Munro)...
• Try Preparation H-Bomb. For your Nuclear Piles.
• Next time I will try English.
• Recently when I'm alone I try to talk myself out of masturbation.
  I ask myself--why can't I just be friends with myself? -- Richard Lewi...
• Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking.
  -- H. Jackson Browne, P. S. I Love You...