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• I love Americans, but not when they try to talk French.
  What a blessing it is that they never try to talk English. -- Saki (H. H. Munro)...
• Women and elephants never forget an injury. -- Saki [H. H. Munro] (1870-1916), "Reginald", 1904
• Lisa is supposed to marry Hugh. The wedding gets cancelled and Rev.
  Lovejoy says, "... this is terrible. And this never would have happened if the wedding had been inside the church with God and not out here in the cheap showiness of nature"....
• If you don't do it, you'll never know what would have happened if you had done it.
• What me have a Virus.. Never!
• You're never too old to have a fun childhood.
• Old hackers never die: young ones do.
• Old soldiers never die. Young ones do.