I distrust camels and anyone else who can go a week without a drink.

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• I distrust camels,
  and anyone else who can go a week with drinking...
• If you drink like a fish, don't drive. Swim. --
  Joe E....
• I always wake up at the crack of ice. --
  Joe E....
• Well, the handwriting is on the floor. --
  Joe E....
• Well, the handwriting is on the floor. --
  Joe E....
• I play in the low 80s. If it's any hotter than that,
  I won't play. -- Joe E....
• They don't make them like they used to. At least, I don't.
  Joe E....
• Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I'll show you a man who can't put his pants on.
  Joe E....
• I went on a diet, swore off drinking and heavy eating,
  and in fourteen days I lost two weeks. -- Joe E....