Did You Hear About The Sultan Who Had Ten Wives, Nine Of Them Had It Soft.

Did You Hear About The Sultan Who Had Ten Wives, Nine Of Them Had It Soft.

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Did you hear about the sultan who had ten wives, nine of them
had it soft.

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