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• Did you hear about the sultan who had ten wives, nine of them had it soft.
• Did you hear about the basketball player who was so tall that his girlfriend had to go up on him.
• Did you hear about the guy who was so well endowed that he had a fiveskin.
• Did you hear about the wealthy necrophile who had bier tastes on champagne budget.
• Did you hear about the existence of a Black Panther-gay lib group known as the African violets.
• Did you hear about the rumor that an FBI agent who was given task of shadowing a gay liberation leader has been summarily dismissed because he blew his assignment.
• Did you hear the joke about the moron who kept saying no?
  Did you hear the joke about the moron who kept saying no?...
• Did you hear about the Army noncom who had stripes tattooed on his penis so he could pull rank.
• Did you hear about the fellow who bought his wife a gold coil.
  ..he had always wanted to come into wealth....