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• Did you hear about the sultan who had ten wives, nine of them had it soft.
• Did you hear about the guy who was so well endowed that he had a fiveskin.
• Did you hear about the basketball player who was so tall that his girlfriend had to go up on him.
• Did you hear about the gay tattoo artist who had designs on several of the local sailors.
• Did you hear about an establishment near Parliament in our nation's capital that caters to kinky tastes.
  There's a House whip in attendance, of course....
• Did you hear the joke about the moron who kept saying no?
  Did you hear the joke about the moron who kept saying no?...
• Did you hear about the Army noncom who had stripes tattooed on his penis so he could pull rank.
• Did you hear about the fellow who bought his wife a gold coil.
  ..he had always wanted to come into wealth....
• Did you hear about the old gentleman who had a massive stroke -- it is what made him popular at Sun City orgies.