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• Nine out of ten men who preferred Camels have switched back to women.
• Did you hear about the recent survey that showed that the average young bachelor is more interested in high frequency than high fidelity.
• Did you hear about the cynical husband who says it's better to have loved and lost than to have loved and won.
• Did you hear about the new vitamin made from chicken blood, it makes men cocky and women lay better.
• Plain women know more about men than beautiful ones do.
  But beautiful women don't need to know about men. It's the men who have to know about beautiful women....
• Two women were talking about that recent birth of quintuplets.
  One woman says, "Did you know that happens only once in four million times?...
• Did you hear about the guy who shot his wad in Las Vegas but didn't have time to stay around and try his luck in the casinos.
• Did you hear about the broad who made love in the back of a hack and wound up with Taxi crabs.
• Women prefer men who have something tender about them -- especially the legal kind. -- Kay Ingram