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• Did you hear about the recent cigarette survey that disclosed that 99% of the men who have tried Camels have gone back to women.
• Nine times out of ten the man who listens to reason is thinking of some way to refute it.
• Nine out of ten ferrets choose Microsoft mice.
• Nine times out of ten the statisticians are wrong.
• Laziness is the mother of nine inventions out of ten. -- Philip K. Saunde
• Nine out of ten people think they are above average. The rest are in therapy.
• The cynics are right nine times out of ten. -- H. L. Mencken (1880-1956)
• If someone were to ask me for a short cut to sensuality, I would suggest he go shopping for a used 427 Shelby-Cobra.
  But it is only fair to warn you that of the 300 guys who switched to them in 1966, only two went back to women....
• Cynics are right nine times out of ten; what undoes them is their belief that they are right ten times out of ten.
  -- Professor Charles P. Issawi...