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• Alimony is having to say you're sorry once a month.
• Ruth: [about her ex-husband] To top it off, he's been stiffing me on child support for the last four months.
  Marge: Hmm. Well, you _were_ unlucky. But there _are_ a lot of good men out there....
• Alimony: The screwing you get for the screwing you got.
• Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
  -- Joan Rive...
• Alimony is paying for something you don't get.
• You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.