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ALIMONY -- Having An Ex-husband You Can Bank On.
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ALIMONY -- having an ex-husband you can bank on.
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Alimony is having to say you're sorry once a month.
Ruth: [about her ex-husband] To top it off, he's been stiffing me on child support for the last four months.
Marge: Hmm. Well, you _were_ unlucky. But there _are_ a lot of good men out there....
Alimony: The screwing you get for the screwing you got.
Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.
-- Joan Rive...
Alimony is paying for something you don't get.
You can tell it's going to be a rotten day when your blind date turns out to be your ex-wife.