Did you hear about the Newfie that Picked his nose apart so he
could see how it ran.
could see how it ran.
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so he got his face slapped... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Put his hat on his head in
the john,
so he would know what end to wipe... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend
Tapioca because she could be made in a minute... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend
'Margarine Legs' because they spread so easily... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Backed off the bus
because he thought someone would grab his seat... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Put iodine on his
pay cheque because he got a cut in pay... - Did you hear about the man who broke his nose in amorous
circumstances.
He was making love to his wife doggy style and she... - Did you hear about the Newfie who thought his wife would look
good in something long and flowing,
so he pushed her into the Mississippi River... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Lost his girl friend
because he couldn't remember where he had laid her...
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- Man who sucks nipples make clean breast of
things... - Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called "Swingers".
They don't go snap, crackle, or pop; they just lie... - NURSERY --
a place to park last year's fun until it grows up... - Confucius say:
"Man who stands under naked woman on ladder likely... - Did you hear about the french soldier who kisses both
his wife's cheeks before he went to the front...
