Did You Hear That Those New Edible Candy Pants Are About To Be Distributed In A Male Version -- With Nuts Of Course.

Did You Hear That Those New Edible Candy Pants Are About To Be Distributed In A Male Version -- With Nuts Of Course.

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Did you hear that those new edible candy pants are about to be
distributed in a male version -- with nuts of course.

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