Did you hear about the freshman coed who decided not to sign up
for a course in sex education when she heard the final exam would be
oral.
for a course in sex education when she heard the final exam would be
oral.
Related:
- Did you hear about the midget who was running away from the Prague Police?
He ran up to a house, knocked on the door and asked... - Did you hear about the fellow who decided to start
procrastinating but never got around to it... - Did you hear about a chap who wanted to borrow $10,000 for a
sex-change operation.
As collateral, he offered to put up the family jewels... - Did you hear about the girl who left the promotional orgy at
the Sex Device Manufacturers' Convention with a vague feeling of
unease.
She didn't know what was eating her... - Did you hear about the new tooth paste for post-oral-orgy use.
It is called DecaDent... - Did you hear that She said she would do anything for a mink
coat,
she got one, and now she can't button it up... - 1: Did you hear about Miss Hoover?
She drank a bottle of drain cleaner by mistake.
2: Oh, I heard she fell down a well. [Principal... - Did you hear about the jet-setting fellatrice whose sex drive knows no
climatic zones.
She blows hot and cold... - Did you hear about the fellow who, upon being told by his
shrewish wife that she would dance on his grave,
promptly provided for a burial at sea...
From the same category:
- We've been told there's a new Soviet morality play about a
defector to the West who loses both his morality and his sanity.
He takes to wearing and flaunting sexy panties day... - Did you hear about the secretary that got fired because
she had one too mini... - Haven't you ever known what it is like to be at peace with your Maker?"
asked the clergyman who was counseling the wayward girl.
"Sure, Reverend," she answered. "Every once in a while... - Did you hear about the cross-eyed shoe fetishist who
was always getting off on the wrong foot... - Did you hear You can make it illegal,
but can't make it unpopular...
