Did you hear about a chap who wanted to borrow $10,000 for a
sex-change operation. As collateral, he offered to put up the family
jewels.
sex-change operation. As collateral, he offered to put up the family
jewels.
Related:
- Did you hear about the fellow who bought his wife a gold
coil.
he had always wanted to come into wealth... - Did you hear about the guru who refused Novocain while
having a tooth pulled because he wanted to transcend... - Did you hear about the freshman coed who decided not
to sign up for a course in sex education when she heard... - Did you hear about the compulsive gambler who drove to Las
Vegas,
pulled up to a parking meter, put a dime in -- - and... - The gym teacher's name was Mr. Caruso. Mr. Caruso did not speak English.
He spoke "Gym." One day I was playing basketball and... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Put iodine on his
pay cheque because he got a cut in pay... - Did you hear about the absent minded sculptor who put
his model to bed and started chiseling on his wife... - Did you hear about the midget who was running away from the Prague Police?
He ran up to a house, knocked on the door and asked... - If a man wants to borrow trouble,
he never needs collateral...
From the same category:
- WELL ENDOWED FEMALE --
a prowed beauty... - Did you hear about the Newfie that Put his hat on his head in
the john,
so he would know what end to wipe... - BUST --
an unexpected narc at the door... - NUDIST CAMP --
a place where the peeling is mutual ... - Did you hear about the nun who was two monks behind
in her period...
