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• Did you hear about the French girl who came to the U.
  S. but soon returned home--she missed her native tongue....
• Did you hear about the french soldier who kisses both his wife's cheeks before he went to the front.
• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Queerios.
  You simply add milk and they eat each other....
• Did you hear about the Happy Hooker's next book will be called "The Hollander Tunnel".
• Did you hear about the Newfie that Called his girlfriend Tapioca because she could be made in a minute.
• Did you hear about the artificial insemination enterprise in the Middle East called Seeders of Lebanon.
• Did you hear about the latest word on the male-grooming front is that a brand-new pubic shampoo is to be called Head and Boulders.
• Did you hear about the new breakfast cereal called Porn Flakes that goes "Snatch! Nipple! Crotch!
• Did you hear about the new dessert topping that S/M freaks get a bang out of is called Pistol Whips.