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• Why get real when artificial is so much easier to keep clean?
• Artificial food is expensive. Nothing makes steak as efficiently as a cow. -- Solomon Sho
• Why is artificial insemination so successful? There's no chance of a cock-up.
• Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing. -- Walt Kelly
• Lister: Lemon juice? (holds up canister) Cat: What the hell is that?
  Lister: It's a syringe. Cat: What kind of syringe?...
• Why don't they make mouse-flavored cat food?
• Why don't you go play in the food processor?
• Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence? A
  Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence....