Buy Old Masters. They Fetch A Much Better Price Than Old Mistresses. -- Lord Beaverbrook

Buy Old Masters. They Fetch A Much Better Price Than Old Mistresses. -- Lord Beaverbrook

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Buy old masters. They fetch a much better price than old mistresses.
-- Lord Beaverbrook

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Buy old masters. They fetch a better price than old mistresses. LORD BEAVERBROOK
CONNOISSEUR -- a man who collects old masters and young mistresses.
Why on earth do people buy old bottles of wine when they can get a fresh one for a quarter of the price?
I'm much too young to feel this damned old. -- Any Time Lord.
One way to make your old car run better is to look up the price of a new model.
Wives are young men's mistresses, companions for middle age, and old men's nurses.
-- Francis Bacon (1561-1626) -- Of Marriage and Single Life...
Few things are less enjoyable than being old enough to know better.