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• Hey! Respect your elders. Call me Mr. Old Fart. -- Dick Vignoni
• Big Fart!: Hugh Ja
• Is smocus fart enough?
• HICCUP -- a fart that backfired.
• Indian Love Call - are you awake dear.
• F.A.R.T....Fathers Against Radical Teenage
• I fart in your general direction.
• One of the Greek lady gods got a crush on one of the Greek man gods.
  He tried to hit her with lightning and thunderbolts, but he just couldn't get her away from him ....
• BTW, Bob, are you a grouchy old fart?