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• All airline pilots sound like Johnny Cash.
• As funny as a pay toilet in the diarrhea ward.
• POT LUCK -- Finding the pay toilet door ajar.
• Today you can go to a gas station and find the cash register open and the toilets locked.
  They must think toilet paper is worth more than money. -- Joey Bishop...
• Please do not use this document as toilet tissue.
• Save on toilet paper...use both sides!
• How do you get all those coins?" "IN PAIRS.