Krusty: These Krusty brand balloons are three bucks each. But get a
cheap one and what happens? It goes off, takes out the eyeballs
of every kid in the room! What's _that_ going to cost you?
[to accountant] Hey, Bill, what did that cost us?
-- Krusty teaches balloon animal art, "Homer the Clown"
cheap one and what happens? It goes off, takes out the eyeballs
of every kid in the room! What's _that_ going to cost you?
[to accountant] Hey, Bill, what did that cost us?
-- Krusty teaches balloon animal art, "Homer the Clown"
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- Vittorio: The fact that you did not do the trick well is the biggest
insult of all -
[cocks gun] Krusty: [bursting in] Hey guys, I came... - Krusty: Ah, there's nothing better than a cigarette.
unless it's a cigarette lit with a $100 bill... - Doctor: Krusty, your plastic surgery is complete. Now,
when I remove the bandages, don't be alarmed... - Bart: Krusty, are you all right?
Krusty: Yes, it's just that saying the bracha brings back a lot of
painful memories,
the old days, my... my father... [bawls] Homer: Hey... - Tony: I am afraid the time has come for you to pay us.
Krusty: Look, I'm cleaned out. Just take the Clown... - Krusty: Hey, what's going on, here?
Wiggum: Krusty the Clown,
you're under arrest for armed robbery. You... - Techie: Talking doll, take eight.
Lisa: "When I get married,
I'm keeping my own name." Oh, no, that should... - Krusty: [surrounded by reporters]
No, this slide is perfectly safe.
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Krusty. Krusty: No can do. [lights a...
