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• You know the honeymoon is over when you wife says she's going to slip into something a little more comfortable, and it turns out to be a twin bed!
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• I'd love to go out with you, but it's my parakeet's bowling night.
• The honeymoon is over when he phones that he'll be late for supper -- and she has already left a note that it's in the refrigerator.
  -- Bill Lawrence...
• The honeymoon is over when he phones to say he'll be late for supper and she's already left a note that it's in the refrigerator.
  -- Bill Lawrence...
• I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose.
  Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it [moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly]....
• I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose.
  Now when I get pulled over, the cop looks at it, moves it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly, and says, 'Here, you can go....
• I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose.
  Now when I get pulled over the cop looks at it (moving it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly)....