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You May Be Redneck... If Goodwill Declines Your Mattress.
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-- You may be redneck...
if Goodwill declines your mattress.
Related:
You may be redneck... if the Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You may be redneck... if kudzu is in your family crest.
You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is Bondo.
You may be redneck... if the color of your truck is primer.
You may be redneck... if your matchbook doubles as a toothpick.
You may be redneck... if your mother uses a spittoon.
You may be redneck... if your parents are first cousins.
You may be redneck... if birds are attracted to your beard.
You may be redneck... if you get your oil changed by your barber.
