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• You will be singled out for promotion in your work.
• You are next in line for promotion in your firm.
• The day your life sucks and you put a gun in your mouth
  2 minutes later they'll have your lotto numbers on the TV, some hot chick will call you and ask you out, your boss will call in with a promotion and your parents will call and apologize for making childhood suck....
• You will be successful in your work.
• Hungry? Out of work? Eat your foreign car!
• Beverly: "You've got your work cut out for you." -- "Hero Worship", Stardate 45397.3