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  .. you feel great despair ... your heart is heavy because you know you can do nothing ....
• Doing a good job is like wetting your pants in a dark suit.
  .. You get a warm feeling, but nobody notices....
• Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?
• Lisa: Ahem. [Marge waits for her to say something, but Lisa turns away] Marge
  Now Lisa, listen to me, this is important. I want you to smile today....
• When the weight of the world has got you down and you want to end your life.
  Bills to pay, a dead-end job, and problems with the wife....
• There are Several Ways to Beat the Heat of Summer: 1.
  Think Cool. Act Cool. Live in a Cave! 2. Don't listen to any weather programs or read forecasts in the paper....
• Happiness is just like the way you feel right now, only much, much better.
• Don't open your eyes, you won't like what you see; the devils of truth steal the souls of the free.
  .. don't open your eyes, take it from me. I have found you can find happiness in slavery......
• Kids: [singing to the tune] I like me I like me I'm as good as I can be With a smile and a wave and a happy melody I'm as good as.
  .. [slowing as they see the teacher reaching for the record player] I....