They Took My Money. They Wrecked My Show, They Buried A Bunch Of Stinking Veterans In My Family Plot.
They took my money. They wrecked my show, they buried a bunch of
stinking veterans in my family plot. But at least I got my memories.
Those are locked up safe in my fabulous mansion.
-- Krusty, "Bart the Fink"
My Grandpa Zev would turn over in his grave if it wasn't filled with some veteran.
-- Krusty when his mansion is foreclosed, "Bart the Fink...
Krusty: Oh, my beloved pornography! I can't watch this anymore.
I'm going to bed. Auctioneer: How much for Krusty's bed?...
Krusty: I won't be coming back, kids. I got a sweet life here.
The sea air is cleaning my lungs. The sun is toasting my pale skin a healthy brown, and most important, I learned that I don't need money to be happy....
Patty: Hey, Selma. That plane would go great with your suitcase.
Selma: Nah. I just bought it to soak my feet in. [which she is doing right now] Ohh, ohhh....
Bart: I'm sorry for all the trouble I've caused you, Krusty, but you know, my mom says God never closes a door without opening a window.
Krusty: No offense, kid, but your mom's a dingbat!...
Bart: Krusty's my hero. How could I do this to him?
Lisa: It's a tragedy for all us kids, but Bart, you can't beat yourself up....
I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.
Krusty: I can't go to jail!! I got a swanky lifestyle.
I'm used to the best. Man 1: Krusty, this is America....
Nelson: Look, Lisa: I found this change on the bottom of the pool.
You can have it. Lisa: Thanks, Nelson. Ralph...