Sure My System Is Secure, It Just Locked Up Again.
Sure my system is secure, it just locked up again.
The only secure computer is one that's unplugged, locked in a safe, and buried 20 feet under the ground in a secret location.
.. and I'm not even too sure about that one" -- Dennis Huges, FBI....
Are you sure the back door is locked?
My Altzheimers is acting up again.
System down; try again later.... -- Sorry, just kidding around.
Explain is the simplest way in which you can serve eggs.
This is no yoke. Doesn't it just crack you up? (Got these all out of my system at once!)...
They took my money. They wrecked my show, they buried a bunch of stinking veterans in my family plot.
But at least I got my memories. Those are locked up safe in my fabulous mansion....
The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a block of concrete and sealed in a lead-lined room with armed guards -- and even then I have my doubts.
-- Eugene H. Spafford...
locked up adj. Syn. for hung, wedged.
Remember when 'safe sex' was making sure the door was locked?