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• The only secure computer is one that's unplugged, locked in a safe, and buried 20 feet under the ground in a secret location.
  .. and I'm not even too sure about that one" -- Dennis Huges, FBI....
• Are you sure the back door is locked?
• My Altzheimers is acting up again.
• System down; try again later.... -- Sorry, just kidding around.
• Explain is the simplest way in which you can serve eggs.
  This is no yoke. Doesn't it just crack you up? (Got these all out of my system at once!)...
• They took my money. They wrecked my show, they buried a bunch of stinking veterans in my family plot.
  But at least I got my memories. Those are locked up safe in my fabulous mansion....
• The only truly secure system is one that is powered off, cast in a block of concrete and sealed in a lead-lined room with armed guards -- and even then I have my doubts.
  -- Eugene H. Spafford...
• locked up adj. Syn. for hung, wedged.
• Remember when 'safe sex' was making sure the door was locked?