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• There are only two things to worry about. Either you are well or you are sick.
  If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about....
• Homer: Shary Bobbins, I want another beer. Shary: Well, you know, Homer [musical intro, Shary starts singing] If there's a job that must be done, You'll find it's much more fun.
  .. Homer: [interrupting] You'll find it's even _more_ fun if _you_ get it for _me_!...
• What you have become is the price you paid to get what you used to want. -- Mignon McLaughli
• She won't get sick if you wrap your dick.
• I've been in your service since I was two and a half, my lord.
  Well, that must be why I'm so utterly sick of the sight of you. -- Baldrick and Edmund : Bell...
• Company coming? House a mess? Display old Get Well cards.
• Once you become famous, there is nothing left to become but infamous. DON JOHNSON
• The game is supposed to be fun. If you have a bad day, don't worry about it.
  You can't expect to get a hit every game. -- Yogi Berra...
• The only time in our lives we like to get old is when we're kids.
  If you're less than 10 years old you're so excited about aging you think in fractio...