There Are Only Two Things To Worry About. Either You Are Well Or You Are Sick.

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There are only two things to worry about. Either you are well or you are
sick. If you are well, then there is nothing to worry about. But if you are
sick, there are two things to worry about. Either you will get well or you
will die! If you get well there is nothing to worry about. If you die there
are only two things to worry about. Either you will go to heaven or hell.
If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about, but if you go to
hell, you'll be so damn busy shaking hands with friends, you won't have
time to worry.

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