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• If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying.
  And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did....
• If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying.
  And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "probably because of something you did....
• If a small child asks you where rain comes from, I think a reasonable response is simply that "God is crying.
  And, if he asks you why God is crying, the only possible answer is "Probably because of something you did....
• A man was kneeling by a grave in a cemetery, crying and praying very loudly, "Oh why.
  .eeeee did you die...eeeeee, Oh Why..eeeeee, why did you Di....
• How to demoralize a Klingon - tell him he's cute.
• A man enters a pet shop, seeking to purchase a parrot.
  He points to a fine colorful bird and asks how much it costs....
• Rachel: I mean I think I'd say no to anybody right now.
  Oh, but it was so strange. I mean I'm standing there with this charming, cute guy, who's asking me to go out with him, which I'm allowed to do, and I felt guilty....
• A funny thing to do is, if you're out hiking and your friend gets bitten by a poisonous snake, tell him you're going to go for help, then go about ten feet and pretend that *you* got bit by a snake.
  Then start an argument with him about who's going to go get help....
• Since I've seen this *several* times in this group, the actual context of the God is dead quotation of Nietzsche
  The Madman. -- Have you ever heard of the madman who on a bright morning lighte d a lantern and ran to the market-place callin out unceasingly...