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• He left a paper sealed up, wherein were found three articles as his last will
  I owe much; I have nothing; I give the rest to the poor....
• Bring down the curtain, the farce is played out." "I owe much
  I have nothing; the rest I leave to the poor." --Francois Rabelais, writer, 1494?...
• We were poor. If I wasn't a boy, I wouldn't have had nothing to play with. -- Redd Foxx
• I owe the public nothing. -- J.P. Morga
• Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
  He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe even more so than me....
• They spend years searching for their natural parents, convinced their parents will be happy to see them.
  I mean, really, can you imagine someone being happy to see an orphan?...
• There was a man who enjoyed playing golf, and could occasionallly put up with taking in a round with his wife.
  One time (with his wife along) he was having an extremely bad round....
• I started out with nothing. I still have most of it left.
• The people in the village were real poor, so none of the children had any toys.
  But this one little boy had gotten an old enema bag and filled it with rocks, and he would go around and whap the other children across the face with it....