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• I'd like to see a nude opera, because when they hit those high notes I bet you can really see it in those genitals.
  -- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
• Chandler: She's amazing! She makes the women that I dream about look like short, fat, bald men!
  Monica: Well, go over to her! She's not with anyone....
• LOOK DAVE, I CAN SEE YOU'RE REALLY UPSET ABOUT THIS.
• I am Hunter Thompson of the Borg: Wait'til YOU see those BATS!!!
• The sendmail configuration file is one of those files that looks like someone beat their head on the keyboard.
  After working with it... I can see why! -- Harry Skelto...
• VIRTUAL REALITY Another one of those concepts that no-one over 45 really understands.
  See also: Information superhighway, Interactive TV....
• Homer: [gasps] Look at these low, low prices on famous brand-name electronics!
  Bart: Don't be a sap, Dad. These are just crappy knock-offs....
• I used to think she was quite intelligent, in my stupidity.
  The reason I did was because she knew quite a lot about the theater and plays and literature and all that stuff....
• I bet a funny thing about driving a car off a cliff is, while you're in midair, you still hit those brakes!
  Hey, better try the emergency brake! -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...